"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained." - Mark Twain
"A politician is someone who can convince you that stealing candy from a baby is good for the country." - Kurt Poleet
"Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them." - Lily Tomlin